desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 29, 2007

bi-desperate

An individual who is so desperate for someone to be interested in them that they are prepared to go against their sexual preference, if this will lead to sex / a relationship.

Due to overpopulation of male furries, there is a high incidence of bi-desperation.

He's not actually bi, he's just bi-desperate.

by the_ghost_of_cain June 24, 2004

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

yesperate

the condition of being desperate to please, resulting in "yes" responses to everything regardless of the reasonableness of the "yes" responses

My wife is a hopeless disciplinarian with our children and can't say "no" to anything; she's yesperate.

by Boss Brian June 24, 2009

Desperate guys on urban dictionary

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid

Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013

needsperate

/nēdsp(ə)rət/

Basically a combination of the words needy and desperate. Can be defined in two different ways:

1) A guy or a girl who is horny and is desperate for some really incredible and mind-blasting sex, including but not limited to oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, BDSM and so much more.

2) A couple who misses each other's company so terribly they become all moody when they not see each other and develop weird sexual fantasies about each other.

1) Lisa is so needsperate she started rubbing her pussy against the water bottle that was on the stool in front of her when she was halfway through her college interview.

2) Jason and Mira were so needsperate that they started masturbating to each other's baby pics.

by FarkFace Legacy October 19, 2015