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Nerd Pole

In Minecraft when you jump up and place a block underneath you, and you continue to do so until you are as high as you desire. It is often done when you need to reach a certain height to build something, or get to a level you cannot reach.
The only way I can get out of this cave is if I nerd pole out of here.
by FYFUCB November 11, 2012
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Nerderly

An old person who knows how to use the internet, mobile phones, or such gizmos and gadgets.

These rare creatures are to be nurtured.
At 104 @IvyBean104 on Twitter is among the nerderly elite
by Hannibal_Lecture November 18, 2009
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Nerdecise

Nerdecise(verb):

The act of exercising while playing the popular game "Pokemon Go".
Yo Seth let's go catch some Pokemon and get our daily nerdecise to burn off the three boxes of Hot Pockets we ate.
by SnowNuts July 11, 2016
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bass nerd

A guy that thinks he knows everything about bass fishing, but never catches anything when he goes
That dude talks so much shit on how to catch fish on social media but he never catches any bass, he's such a bass nerd.
by Toaddog June 2, 2017
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Nerd

One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Internet Metal Nerd

A derogatory term, originally coined by the infamous Sargent D (of SYWH fame), used to describe elitist metalheads who only listen to bands that are currently considered to be "hip" and "underground".

The heavy metal equivalent of hipsters. Often the first people to cry "Sell-Out!" the moment a band has success of any kind. IMNs often tend to have very few friends and/or a dead end job. They mostly stick to basement dwelling and they never EVER get invited to parties.

There are two cardinal sins among IMNs:

- Diversity: If it isn't metal it can't be any good. IMNs hate people with a broad taste in music. That means that all other forms of music i.e. Jazz, Blues, Reggae/Ska, Punk (aside from a few choice Hardcore bands), Folk, Alternative, Indie, and any other genre you can name are all forbidden. Most IMNs don't seem to realize that their favorite metal bands have very strong. non-metal influences.

- Bands They Don't Like: IMNs like to think they are the be all end all music authority whether they realize it or not. With most people, mentioning a band someone dislikes will illicit a shrug. However, mentioning or expressing like for any band they hate will earn you the ire of IMNs everywhere. Prepare to be cyberbullied by basement dwellers the world over.
Metalhead: Hey bro, have you heard the new Skeletonwitch album? It fucking rips.

Internet Metal Nerd: NO!!!!! I DON'T LISTEN TO THAT MAINSTREAM BULLSHIT! Gah!

Metalhead: Woah, calm down bro.

IMN: Those guys have totally sold out now. Everybody is buying their albums, they're getting reviews in Decibel. It's absolutely sickening. They sold out after their 4-Track demo cassette.

Metalhead: -_-

IMN: I knew Skeletonwitch before it was cool.

IMN:
by Moltanic June 10, 2012
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nerdess

1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).
All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.
by plorqk April 1, 2005
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