Chuck Norris

The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."

Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.

by BradyC November 17, 2007

Chuck Norris

After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.

My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris

by guy15 October 27, 2010

chuck norris

not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.

wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.

by mbomb May 15, 2007

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.

by Dex` April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010

chuck norris

A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.

'Chuck norris aint got shit on my holmes Bruce Lee, sept for the whole 'life' thing'

by Shimer April 21, 2006

Chuck Norris

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's mom last week when I gave her a Chuck Norris.

by Carlo Festejo October 10, 2007