Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.

I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.

by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020

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Neptune Nugget

When you wake up in the morning and find your big toe lodged in your significant other's asshole.

I really wish I would have trimmed the nail on my big toe because the neptune nugget I gave Sandy last night caused rectal bleeding.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

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Neptune's Bisque

Horrible, fish smelling, soupy diarrhea that results from eating too much seafood.

John Brown: "Careful Martha! If you eat all that seafood sampler you will be sprayin Neptune's Bisque out yer ass in the morning!"
Marthe: "go fuck yourself JB, you hear me? Go fuck yourself!"

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

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neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

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A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.

Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”

by JizzClown May 7, 2018

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