Skip to main content

dirty neopolitan

A perverse sexual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. One starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her pussy. Once this is completed she is fucked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
The finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; Fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.
Yummy.
"Yeah, bruv. Yeah bruv. Yeah. Yeah, This bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin' and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. The dirty neopolitan. Sweet."
mugGet the dirty neopolitan mug.

Neopolitan

A more recent term for Jungle fever. A black man or woman who favors a white lover or vice versa. (A black man with a white girl and the coochie is pink. Or a white man with a black woman the coochie is still pink.)

Or a Multi-racial person.
1. My boy C-west as militant and afrocentric as he claims to be, has favored Neopolitan for as long as I could remember.

2. I hooked Susan up with D-mack and she's been Neopolitan ever since.

3. -Yo homie wassup wit cha girl Keisha?

-Who Keisha??? She aint feelin you money, she strictly Neopolitan you dig??

4. Susan had a couple Neopolitan babies now you can't tell her she ain't black.
by Trinide December 29, 2007
mugGet the Neopolitan mug.

neopolitan

When there are 3 jewish men together for grace after meals (a mzumin) and 1 is Ashkenazi, 1 Sephardi, and 1 Ethiopian.
"yo dog...can we bench?"
"yeah-and we got a neopolitan."
by rachel schwartz December 30, 2008
mugGet the neopolitan mug.

Neopolitan Shooter

You need a shot glass and a partner to create a Neopolitan Shooter. You get your partner to take a full pack of laxatives a few hours before, and when she has to shit, you assram her until her ass starts bleeding. You blow your load in her ass, and then get her to shit. You collect the mix of cum, blood, and liquid shit in the shot glass, and then take the shot of fluids.

Neopolitan Ice cream consists of white, brown, and red ice cream, and the shooter consists of cum(white), shit(brown), and blood(red) respectively.
Russel's mom helped me to take a Neopolitan Shooter. It was disgusting but satisfying.
by -Master Dan- November 9, 2008
mugGet the Neopolitan Shooter mug.

Neopolitan

When you combine a strawberry shortcake and a Cleveland steamer. This move requires the missionary position. Just as you're about to blow your load you give the ol' shit on her chest and punch in the nose mix the load on her face and you have the brown pink and white!!
I hate her so much I gave her the ol' neopolitan!
by Stewbones April 13, 2017
mugGet the Neopolitan mug.

neopolitan suicide

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.
"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"
by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019
mugGet the neopolitan suicide mug.

Neopolitan

Neopolitan is a euphemism for a bisexual.
A little brown, a little White, and a little pink

Basically saying that the person who is neopolitan likes everyone, with a little sexual joke in the definition about the neopolitan likes pink as well
"Last night I saw Hannah hitting on Ellen, but now she is all over Aedan"

"Yeah, she is Neopolitan for sure"
by Retributor Jr July 6, 2009
mugGet the Neopolitan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email