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A perverse sexual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. One starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her pussy. Once this is completed she is fucked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
The finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; Fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.

"Yeah, bruv. Yeah bruv. Yeah. Yeah, This bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin' and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. The dirty neopolitan. Sweet."
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