neddo

calm tempered until disturbed, this individual can be easily provoked if given the right annoyance. Can also be used as a description of quick and abrupt anger that is quickly diffused.
also means calm before the storm

Brad, your demeanor changed so quickly, you almost seemed to go neddo on his ass!

by Fantom25 October 9, 2008

Nedette

A female version of a 'Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap fluffy-hooded jackets. ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "jewellery" (<--meaning it's fake), live in council estates and live in "protection" of their all-so-lovely boyfriends (<--meaning they're rubbish boyfriends). Now as you would expect because these rats aren't educated, they are too stupid to even know how to find a job, nevermind get one, so they get money by having 26 children by the time they reach they age of 7 years old. Apart from knowing very well how to suck dick and how to collect as many STDs as possible (at least I think that's their goal, I don't know who cares), nedettes sadly aren't very skillful in ANY department, not even looking after their kids or fighting or any of that stuff, they basically suck (literally) at everything.

*social worker visits a shed that the nedette hilariously lives in*

Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"

Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)

Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"

*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*

by brothelboy March 8, 2010

neden

a Juggalo word for pussy

Yo bob did you tap yo girls neden last night.

hell ya george that shit was tight

by massmurdera187 January 26, 2004

Nedophile

A rabid supporter of Ned Lamont in the 2006 Connecticut Senate Race.

The Nedophiles have waged a major media campaign to discredit Senator Joe Lieberman.

by Quaoar November 4, 2006

haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.

"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"

by TalRave June 1, 2005

Nedcore

Music listented too by ned's belived to be hardcore music for example "Clubland Extreme Hardcore". Music with high pitch vocals, and anything sung by alvin simon or theodore.

That fucking Nedcore, am gonna slap this ned about with a sub so he knows what hardcore really is, now fuck off and die ned !!!

by Mr Nobu July 15, 2010

Nedelrigged

Repairs and construction of the poorest quality. Shoddy workmanship that will not hold up to the test of time.

After the septic system failed, I realized how nedelrigged the plumbing actually was.

by LunaMae February 20, 2017