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nasal tampon 

A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.

Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.

Andrew - Oh no, what's up?

Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.

Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.

Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
nasal tampon by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
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Peruvian Nasal Fuel 

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!
Peruvian Nasal Fuel by SJCWoor February 11, 2010

nasal tissue 

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!
nasal tissue by Telephony August 26, 2015

oyasumi nasai 

Japanese for "Good Night"
"Oyasumi Nasai!" she shouted before he left her home.

Nastalgic 

A play on words- similar to the word "nostalgic", only used in a negative sense to recall an event that traumatized you.
Every time I hear The Jonas Brothers, I get a little nastalgic because my ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I called Joe Jonas gay after seeing him dance the "Single Ladies" dance on Youtube. The Joehoez get me again. Blast!
Nastalgic by H*ck Yeah June 26, 2009