A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.
We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.
by ArabianFA April 14, 2022
Get the Cinematic Narcolepsy mug.A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010
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When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.
Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016
Get the Boner narcolepsy mug.Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.
"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"
"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"
"He has a sleeping disorder?"
"No, he's a fucking narc"
"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"
"He has a sleeping disorder?"
"No, he's a fucking narc"
by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010
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by 86thecat October 22, 2010
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Get the Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod mug.Is a new drug, but without all the bad effects of drugs. Gives you the high without the red eye. It is caused by not getting recommended amount of sleep
by Iph counselman February 11, 2009
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