NASCAR

An American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society.

DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car!

Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori-

*2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*

by Geff Jordon November 22, 2011

Nascar Syndrome

When a joystick of any kind will only turn left.

Could be used for other things I suppose

Don't use that controller, it has Nascar Syndrome.

by Dustin W Danley June 21, 2008

NASCAR Drunk

An extemely high level of intoxication, typically associated with the level of intoxication seen in spectators of a NASCAR event

Guy1: Dude you were so wasted last night you threw up in the fridge and slept naked in the bathtub
Guy2: yeah I was pretty NASCAR drunk

by uh non imus October 15, 2009

Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.

Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!

by GS AVI March 21, 2008

Nascar Republican

A person that supports and votes for mega businesses and the extreme wealthy while living paycheck to paycheck with no help from said entities.

He doesn't believe in government hand outs because he is a Nascar Republican.

by Cooter Wellington III September 26, 2017

Nascar

The most underrated sport that receives so much unnecessary hate. Ignorant fucks who pee sitting down believe that Nascar is not a sport because it requires no physical strength and is as easy as turning left. these imbeciles are terribly wrong as drivers experience so much mental stress as well as physical exhaustion and experience a rush not present in any other sport; not mentioning that the drivers are fucking insane and have balls the size of Jupiter with each testicle weighing in at about 554554 megatons respectively. Racecars are no where near as similar as every poorly built street car and jackasses insist that any Nascar racecar is your typical Sunday beach cruiser. Yes the races can be extremely slow and boring but it is commonly found more amusing than 90 minutes of a scoreless soccer game or fishing. Nascar started in the blue collar South, thus dubbing every person associated with Nascar as an "inbred redneck". A hefty majority of the sport is definitely hickish, however, most of the drivers are studs who have hotter wives than any NFL player including a few who have college degrees. Stating that Nascar is not a sport is identical to stating that golf is not a sport based on the fact that your ignorant ass can't pick out the physical and mental demands present in both sports.

Preston Teabag the Third: "nascar is so easy i bet anyone can do it"
Nascar fan: "Why don't you hop in and try?"
Preston Teabag the third: *hops in* "which one is the gas and why are there three pedals?"

by Dunkleblake April 16, 2014

nascar'd

Describes something that is fixed or repaired quickly and generically just to work for a short time period until it breaks again and has to be fixed the right way, very much in the same manner NASCAR teams finsih races.

See also, Nigger rigging, Nigger rigged

Ben: My machine just broke down!
Bob: We'll have it nascar'd in no time at all!

by Beano P November 30, 2005