myspace hopping

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.

I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.

by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

Mystalin

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Beautiful white skin, pretty eyes, and an adorable face. She’s an amazing person to talk to and stay up until 5:00 AM with! Also, she’s not a communist lmao. It’s not my stalin, it’s pronounced: Mist-a-lin you idiot.

Look at Mystalin today, she’s so cute.

by Africanmonarchist June 17, 2018

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014

you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

all bi myself

A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.

Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.

by Quenz August 14, 2016

I'll See Myself Out

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
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"I'll see myself out."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2022