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My ex was a muzz
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muzz head

a term used to insult people who style, dye, or have hair put in a way that they just can't pull off
by Mjs8 January 9, 2008
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muzz huzz

muslim husband;

don't let their wives dress inappropriately, go out with their friends, communicate with other men, can't speak until spoken to..etc etc.
yo, that guy is such a muzz huzz
by petite feet August 8, 2009
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muzz out

Being in a non-talkative, non-expressive state involving extreme inactivity and lack of enthusiasm, esp when stoned or coming down.
Used in sydney by stoners and adlays alike.
You look so stoned, don't just sit there and muzz out
by cat rose October 19, 2005
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Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims
"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."
by laslo April 6, 2010
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Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.
Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet
by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022
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Uncle Muzz

1. To be an out and out champion bloke. Often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. That is, like your favourite Uncle.

2. A name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. The strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an Uncle.

3. Someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.
1. When walking into a party, make the annoucement: "this shit is about to get real, Uncle Muzz is here!"

2. Stripper: "UNCLE MUZZ! Just the usual?"
Person being address: "Yes thanks darlin'"

3. Person: "I can't remember a thing from last night, and I woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village"
Person's friend: "Good one Uncle Muzz."
by Straight Shooting Realist August 23, 2011
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