Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009

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Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.

Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009

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Gerry's Moustache

A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.

I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.

by #1stachfan February 15, 2010

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Cecil's Moustache

The visual, from the female recipient's perspective, of her lover looking up at her during the act of cunnilingus, when her pubic hair appear rests on her partner's lip, thus resembling a moustache.

Leanne was at the height of sexual pleasure as Maurice worked his tongue over her clit, and she was thrilled to look down and catch a glimpse of Cecil's Moustache.

by wordsmithmo December 19, 2011

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