banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com

Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 14, 2017

mutilate me

it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.

Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”

by gorilla grip coochie squirt October 21, 2021

Mississippi Mutilation

When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed

Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"

by WinterIVRL April 22, 2021

Wave of Mutilation

Song by rock band The Pixies, also a mild euphemism for having intercourse with a female on her period.

Male 1: Dude, what's up? What did you do last night?
Male 2: Rode the Wave of Mutilation with Cassandra!
1: Dude... Nice.

by JewngerBreadMan July 17, 2018

mutilated mary

when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong

got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'

by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021