moustachio

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

by bobcheese February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

bustashio

hair just above the anus trimmed neatly to resemble a mustash.

my your bustashio is neatly trimmed!

by ballabadolla May 31, 2010

Mustasha

Algerian word describing ugly manly behaved girl who likes so much gold, money, and cars

She is a mustasha , she is interested only on your money.

by Algerian Urban Language May 30, 2018

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021

Mustathon

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

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Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

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Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

by The WeirdnessSymposium May 2, 2009

mustachiraffe

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012