infected mushroom

Totally F-ing sweet psy-trance techno group from Israel.

When I heard Infected Mushroom play at Organix last night, I totally shit my pants. God they are sweet.

by TheSavaryLife January 22, 2005

Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.

1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.

by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010

mushroom pudding

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

by Grrrrrratass May 21, 2020

Mushroom Slider

When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags

This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!

by SpecialEditionMario December 11, 2010

Mushroom Tart

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.

Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019

Apologetic Mushroom

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018