During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
The life that of Jenifer Ives. What ever possibly could go wrong, will go wrong. All life long. Period.
Having a day of complete disaster? Murphy's Law could apply here, I mean you're having a Jenifer? Happens to others from time to time.
by Sunkye January 02, 2017
How spoiled little fucks interpret the motives of the world around them. always thinking that things HAVE to go right for them all the time(to the point where they can't recognize a blessing if it fucked them in the ass) and when it doesnt, the world all of a sudden turns into a hatefilled monster with a sole purpose to turn said person's life into a hell because he cant stop thinking about how his life sucks because one thing didn't go the way it was supposed to in his little bubble/world. Shit happens, the longer you cry about it, the more it affects you, grow up and take control of your emotions dipshit.
person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.
by Sameer B May 08, 2007
Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.
by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016
based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."
Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"
Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"
That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.
by AmericanBeard June 02, 2010
-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.
John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"
by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 15, 2010
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
by xxbuffyfreakxx October 02, 2008