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murph

adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 24, 2011
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Murphed

1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law

2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011
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Wat it dookie my ninja?!?yall see that suckel at da club get murphed da fuck out?
by in4red September 27, 2006
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Murph

a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy
-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
by gdads April 12, 2005
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Refers to a homosexual male.
Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.
by Anon-Hate October 11, 2006
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a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.
as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.
by mytigaz October 9, 2004
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verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."
The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.
by John Schaedler December 25, 2006
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