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carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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Rug Muncher

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason
by The Names Luna June 7, 2018
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The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.
Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.
by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022
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bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.
"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"
by Mo Dees August 4, 2007
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Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.
I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.
by Breezie's September 21, 2005
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Meatbat muncher

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day
by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008
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Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.
I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016
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