mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

by daddystephens February 05, 2022

Mump

Mega lump

Rohan is such a Mump!

by Mumperoni August 24, 2022

fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard and try to get as much as you can before the authorities arrest you

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak"

by Premuium June 21, 2024

Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard either in as a duo or a group of people in a graveyard until being arrested by authorities.

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak."

by Premuium June 21, 2024

On Mumps

Slang for asking for ones confirmation in regards to an event that occurred.

Particularly used in the Killarney Area in Vancouver BC.

Rob: Bro my mom just died
John: Say on Mumps!

by Thegoat88 December 06, 2021

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018