sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Teri mummy

A slang which means "your mom". This slang originates from delhi, India and is now commonly used among 'dank' people on the internet.

"Teri mummy meri ho jaa"

by Metalol_fence November 27, 2021

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

mummy

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

i love u mummy

by elmo July 9, 2002

Scummy Mummy

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.

Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!

by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011

mummy fry

The fry that falls in between the seats. You find it months later and it is a shriveled up version of its former self.

Jennifer: Eww! Look at this old fry I found when I was cleaning under the seats of my Benz!

Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!

by NicoleLF July 29, 2007

swamp mummy

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

by Jay North June 24, 2006