Mummificia

1. A very very hate-able person who upon meeting him you will not be able to leave him alone. You will call him names, throw stones at him, murder his fiancée on his wedding day etc. Note: Mummifica passed away May 18th, 1998 and within days "FUCK YOU MUMMIFICIA" was spray painted on his tomb.

2. The worst possible name you can give someone.

Come on Mummificia! It was only a joke!
How is killing my parents and drinking their blood in front of me a joke?

by jopool92 October 25, 2010

cock-a-mammie

used to qualify an attitude or remark as blend of stupid and childish

she gave us a cock-a-mammie story of how she got fired

by Doubya September 29, 2007

mummers

Philadelphia tradition: grown men dress like women and bums get wacked on drugs and booze, play banjos, tubas, and flutes while running through the streets causing mayhem. The mummers are divided by brigades, fancies, comics, gays, trannies, post and pre op transexuals. Mummers are known to take a full year to make thier costumes. Women are prohibited from becoming mummers. Sexual relations between the mummer men is commenplace as there judgement is often so impaired during the parade. Most mummers are Eagle fans.

I watched two drunken mummers blow each other on new years day!

by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

by mrbukkake March 17, 2013

Mumcierge

Mumcierges are your all-in-one personal assistant for busy parents, who can do a combination of cooking, cleaning, chores and childcare with the flexibility of a parents and the competence of a professional. They create the more time for busy parents to have more time for self-care.

My Mumcierge is holding the fort at home while I'm out on a break.

by Selfcaretorecharge February 26, 2017

Urban Mummification

Shrink wrap or saran wrap for a costume.

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.

by Vin Nguyen May 24, 2017

mammie

A hardworking woman who is so caring and nice. Spoils me and many more. Loves coffee and is a awesome grandmother to me and the little one

Mammie is so amazing

by Cuse fan July 27, 2017