Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 08, 2018

Muggle

A person who has not read Harry Potter books or seen the movies, term used by Potterheads

She didn't know who Ron was, she is such a muggle

by daphneaega November 29, 2016

Muggle

A human that doesn’t have/know of any magical relatives however they could have a squib in the family

“Look it’s a *shudders* muggle” explaining how he/she hates non magical people

by Anonymous Spam January 23, 2018

Muggle

A person who doesn't use magic and doesn't believe in it.

She is a witch but her parents don't know magic ... They are muggles .

by Goncalo2006 April 08, 2017

Muggle

'Muggle' is a word to describe a non magical person eg. Justin Beiber

Harry: why do u look upset?
Hermione: a muggle bit me!

by Xx_terminator_xx November 25, 2018

muggle

A term used for a person who rudely leaves in a group chat after being added.

Tyler: Wow, Jess left the group chat after calling us stupid.
John: what a muggle.

by mina is clummsy March 12, 2016

Muggle

A person who doesn't know anything about harry potter, hasn't read the books or seen the movies.

I can't believe, she hasn't read the book or seen the movies! She's such a muggle.

by KEYS&SPICE November 17, 2017