muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003

Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

muffpacker

Someone who hides (or 'packs') things in their vagina. Also used as an insult if someone has a huge, loose vagina and could fit a lot of objects inside.

Guy 1: That slags slept with so many guys
Guy 2: What a muffpacker!

You can be the muffpacker, your job is to hide this gun...

by muffpacker#1 May 29, 2011

muffacation

lack of air while performing tongue to twat or Triple T

That Heifer sat on my face an damn near muffacated me

by B January 26, 2004

muffcabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Me and Ike saw the mom getting a parking ticket, and she called the cop a muffcabbage.

by rachelg10 October 15, 2010

muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

by numero July 12, 2012

muffamoo

An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.

The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008