mudflaps

1. The flaps located behind the wheels of a car, so that mud doesnt get caught underneath
2. When a chicks inner lavium sticks out past the body. Looks dirty

Chicks with mudflaps are dirrrty

by WhoCares December 19, 2003

Mudflappin'

The act of a female "going commando." It can get pretty messy down there, so it is up to the labium majora and labium minora to flap around freely and fight off any kind of dirt or grime.

Jon: "Hey Sally, wanna do the dirty?"

Sally: (removes pants) "What kind of dirty?"

Jon: "Eww God. It looks like you rubbed oatmeal all over your vagina!"

Sally: "I wouldn't doubt it... I have been mudflappin' all week"

Jon: "Now I see why they call it the dirty, baby."

by Tough Tucca November 15, 2011

the mudflap

The Mudflap

After engaging in anal intercourse with a female, proceed directly into vaginal exchanging faeces from orifice to orifice.

"Hey Tom you should have seen The Mudflap I gave her last night!"

by iTobi September 13, 2014

Prussian Mudflap

During the immense stresses of coitus when a shart, or worse a bout of diarrhea, emerges from the asshole and dribbles delicately down the rear of the scrotom.

Yo, it's never a good idea to have Taco Bell before sex- it can lead to a Prussian Mudflap.

by Beatmeatyeet7 August 10, 2017

mudflap

The result of way too much anal sex - the anus is so stretched out that when it returns to its 'not being penetrated' state, the extra skin forms a flap over the anus.

Since anal is so huge in porn, most pornstars have mudflaps.

by Stegosaurus Rex July 4, 2005

Montreal Mudflap

It is when a guy fucks a girl in the ass after she's just taken a shit. He gets feces on his genitals and continues to slap his shitty balls against her while he slams her.

While staying at the Omni Hotel in Montreal, Juanita received a Montreal Mudflap and had to clean the shit off her coochie.

by Juanita Gomez June 6, 2009

mudflap hero

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.

by Post rosaries October 19, 2017