mr. downs

Worst fucking chemistry teacher on this entire fucked up planet.

"What did you get on Mr. Downs' chem test?"

"A 55%"
"That's horrible!"
"No, I got the best grade in the class."

by Sodonewiththisshit December 14, 2013

get down mr. president

A very fun game that may or may not end in someone being injured. A group of friends can play this. Someone starts it by pressing a finger to their own ear like a secret service agent would. The last person to do this is "Mr. President" and everyone yells "Get down Mr. President!" And they tackle him to the ground.

"How did you break your arm?"
"Well we were playing "Get down Mr. President" and my friends tackled my onto a rock."

by Mr. President's bitch September 8, 2013

Mr. Derp

Quite possibly the best South Park character ever created. Temporarily replaced Chef in the episode "The Succubus." His name is derived from the word derp which has been used for centuries for no particular reason.

"Chef is gone, so let me introduce myself. I'm your new cook, Mr. Derp!" (DUN DUUUUUN)

by Mr. Derp owns you August 29, 2005

Mr Darcy

From Jane Austen's Pride and the Predjudice. The perfect storybook man next to prince charming.

He's intellegent & witty, Mysterious & Sensitive, & head over heels for her.

I want my own Mr Darcy

by bex h January 18, 2009

Mr. Dall

a word that has come to describe an extremely attractive male teacher that all the female (and even some male) students would seriously enjoy getting with.

Did you see that substitute in room 411?

Yah! He's a total Mr. Dall, I would totally hit that.

by valhalla.loves.dall May 4, 2011

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011

hello mr dog

A phrase used by butters from south park, that has become a common greeting toward dogs.

Dog: Hello Arthur.
Arthur: Why, hello mr dog.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008