A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015
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Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!
by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020
Get the The black mower mug.by The Hodge February 8, 2006
Get the Hows your lawn Mower mug.An evil, stupid, and lazy elementary teacher (6th grade usually) who steals money from her students and has all of the qualities of your most hated teacher. You can easily tell if you have a Mosser because...
1. she is overweight, has orange-ish hair, and painted on eyebrows
2. she spends more time on her laptop than teaching
3. she finds enjoyment in punishing kids for every little thing, whether they are guilty or not
1. she is overweight, has orange-ish hair, and painted on eyebrows
2. she spends more time on her laptop than teaching
3. she finds enjoyment in punishing kids for every little thing, whether they are guilty or not
Kelso: "Ugh. do you remember our 6th grade teacher? You know, the one who stole $20 from me that one time?"
Alice: "Yeah. How can you forget Mosser? She was like pure evil... i swear!"
Alice: "Yeah. How can you forget Mosser? She was like pure evil... i swear!"
by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011
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by FamousJew December 8, 2019
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You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003
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