by Tayvi February 4, 2010
Get the Monsterbating mug.The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.
"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."
by Rob. February 2, 2003
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Get the poop while masturbating mug.When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
by Kajur April 2, 2013
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Get the Monsterbating mug.by Chuck Norris' son February 7, 2009
Get the masturbating mug.When a monkey in the forest or at the zoo get's a erection and grabs his penis and starts to jack off like a car piston and starts shooting sperm all over the place, then he goes "HOOO OHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HOO HO HOO!!!!" when the male monkey starts to think oh the female monkeys. and sperm starts to land on you and you child.
Child: mommy, WTF IS THAT BLACK MONKEY DOING?!?
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey
Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey
Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
by theaveragejoe33 October 27, 2010
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