Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.

Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019

james morrison

A British singer/songwriter born in Rugby, England. Has some beautiful songs (especially This Boy and The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore) and a brilliant debut album called Undiscovered.

Do you like James Morrison? He's up for three Brit Awards

by Hollyy January 31, 2007

Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Morrissey

Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.

did Morrissey really say "bring me the head of Elton John"?!!

by Denia May 5, 2006

married 69

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

by jrswam October 1, 2013

Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010

rigga morris

'rigged' as a full-sentence expression

invented by Alyssa Edwards on the show RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars 2 Episode 4 as it sounds similar to 'rigged'

misspelling from Latin 'rigor mortis' (= 'stiffness of death', 'postmortem rigidity') which refers to the limbs stiffening after a few hours of a body which passed away

"If y'all send me home: 'It was rigged!' Rigga morris, gurl, rigga morris gurl!"

A: "What do you think about (PERSON)'s elimination from the competition?"
B: "Rigga morris, (PERSON) was robbed!"

by Aküma March 26, 2020