He has a great penis and big testicles. He loves good parties. He is the best lover a girl who likes good sex can have.
by SramET January 3, 2017
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Maritza Mondragon is the best girlfriend i have and i show her a lot of love because she shows me the same love
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by Rotegrütze February 18, 2021
Get the Dirty moritz mug.Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.
Moritz is wallowing again.
by Nkolski January 2, 2019
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Guy#1: bro you know Maritza?!!
Guy#2: “yeah me and her are really close, why?”
Guy#1: “she cute asf, tell her to hmu”
Guy #2: “lmao bro she way too prideful to even have a boyfriend and good luck on her even texting you because that is fucking rare and her love is too.”
Guy #1: “cmon bro im pretty sure she will text back”
Guy#2 : “she left the guy she actually really loved on read 5 times already, what makes you think that she is gonna answer your uglyass back?”
Guy #1: “damn :(”
Guy#2: “yeah me and her are really close, why?”
Guy#1: “she cute asf, tell her to hmu”
Guy #2: “lmao bro she way too prideful to even have a boyfriend and good luck on her even texting you because that is fucking rare and her love is too.”
Guy #1: “cmon bro im pretty sure she will text back”
Guy#2 : “she left the guy she actually really loved on read 5 times already, what makes you think that she is gonna answer your uglyass back?”
Guy #1: “damn :(”
by Astroglitter November 17, 2019
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