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Morked

(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
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Morgen

d1: A guy with a really huge dick!(boy)

d2: A sweet, charming girl.(girl)
e1: "It was big, he must be Morgen!"

e2: she is such a Morgen
by Definitionnamer April 24, 2013
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Mooged

Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.
Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!

Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!
by anditwasamazing October 24, 2016
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Morge

From Morge and Gel. (a term derived from messing the first letters of Mel and George)
Term came about while under the influence and can be definded has many things.

1) - Morge and Gel being superhero and sidekick such as batman and robin!
2) - Morge is a Gum disease
3) - Morge is any other type of nasty sounding disease
4) - Morge is another type of beauty
1) - Man my house is on fire....dont worry Morge and Gel are here.

2) - Dentist told me i have to brush otherwise im gonna get morge.

3) - The tests came back to my doctor today, ive got Morge Disease.

4) - Man your Morgeous!
by Dave Morge December 16, 2008
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MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
by breny January 18, 2005
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Morgenmaybe

To be noncommital, especially for poker.
Danny: Guy, are you coming to poker this week?
Guy: Don't know yet, I'm still a Morgenmaybe.
by RosemaryAKQJ10 July 9, 2018
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morgenmuffel

One who wakes up grumpy and consequently bails on a surf with mates.
Has anyone seen the Morgenmuffel lately?

Sarah pulled a Morgenmuffel.

This morning was colder than a Mogenmuffel’s clacker. Burrrrr!
by Tingo00 August 9, 2023
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