mooooseburg

a poor fat mans shot gun

i am going to get me a mooooburg

by rice January 21, 2005

Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.

Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

by ronald franken August 21, 2008

Moonboase

NOUN
(MOON-BOWSE)

word to describe something interesting to the sight (person, place, thing, or idea) . No definite meaning, can be used to describe many things.

*walking through woods* *point to object* "Moonboase."

*see fat woman or man* *point* "its a moonboase!"

*feeling spontaneous* "i am feeling like a moonboase today!"

(plural) "look at all the moonbai running around"

by Tulpster July 12, 2011

Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking

When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."

by Dpaugh January 2, 2009

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

Mongoose

something that relates to this one astronaut game

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?

by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017