Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

moondance

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.

Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."

by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

Mooner

Someone who trades stocks or crypto from following influencers who post alerts when to buy or sell. You will often find them saying “To the moon”, with a rocket emoji🚀 over and over like a broken record because it’s the last fleeting hope they have for financial freedom.

Troy made 532$ From following this redditor who told him when to buy and sell his stock with GameStop. Now he screams to the moon from every roof top and follows the redditors advice like he’s the second coming of Christ.

Troy is such a mooner

by FreeArrow June 22, 2022

moone

A beautiful girl who's unique and sharp witted, and has an affinity for gentle discourse. A true seductress.

That girl is amazing, but that's no Moone.

by Lilpinkoctopuss January 24, 2017

Moondick

moon⋅dik

- noun

1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"

by McChopper March 22, 2009