mook

a word of New York Italian origins, used to describe someone who is either fucking dumb or fucking gay.

1. At boarding school I'm rooming with a kid who's always lookin at my dick print. He a mook

2. My homie been mad mookin today he said he sucked dick in the suite room on floor 2

by elalmighty July 11, 2019

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 06, 2005

mook

A person who believes fake news.

Someone gullible enough to believe a news story without assessing whether it comes from a credible source.

"He only read the headline and believed the story was real; what a mook!"

by urbandiktionary May 23, 2017

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Mook

A hit of a bong bowl packed with tobacco and weed either layered or mixed. Usually results in a mookface and/or becoming a mook goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
I like to walk around with my mookface!

by Large Feline January 08, 2019

mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018

Mook

A nuclear cow

Look at the mook!

by Wiiiiinnnnnsssstttttoooonnnn October 24, 2019