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monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.
I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.
by CS84 July 7, 2007
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Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.
With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.
by Will Bowen November 19, 2004
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mooning

an activity enjoyed by a certain Vikings football player...
Cheeshead: Idiot, did you see him...that guy's mooning us...what did we ever do to him!
by World Domination February 2, 2005
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mooing

v.

1. The state or process of releasing the moo sound that is released from a cow.
2. The state or process of talking about a most uninteresting and uncharismatic subject.
1. Mooing - as in to like, moo
2. moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (repeat until bored)
by Olsen Pickett January 12, 2005
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MOOing

otherwise known as the "up down" or Manhattan Once Over, hence M.O.O.ing. Done generally by females in checking other females out from top to bottom as they pass by.
Kami - I get my fashion from MOOing other chicks at bars.
by Kami Jennings October 10, 2006
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mooning

mooning (= going to the moon).
When an asset (for example stock) is highly increasing in value in a relatively short time period / an asset has an explosive increase in value
Tesla is mooning again
Bitcoin is going is mooning / going to the moon
by CryptoRetard January 3, 2021
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