moobism

An awkward comment made by a "moobs" a person who enjoys making situations uncomfortable by their sayings. An example would be someone like J-Writ

The following would be considered moobisms:

"If they want it they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands"

"I don't wanna fuck with my uterus"

"We go both ways...If you know what I mean..."

"I'm afraid of ketchup"

ETC.

by javier menendez November 15, 2007

Moofie

The residual mildewy smell remaining on laundry if not dried properly.

"I'm sorry if I smell moofie, I left my hoodie in the washer too long." "These towels smell moofie, I didn't dry them long enough."

by Boda August 14, 2012

moofie

Someone you care for very much. Usually someone cuddly.

It's been such a long time since I saw my moofie.

by Adriana March 12, 2005

moofie

Stencils for your intimate designs down there. MOOFIE - Shape it in style.

Till moofie makes you cry for more.... :)

by Nancys beauty secrets January 29, 2010

moofia

A blind box designer toy from Tokidoki. Mozzarella is the leader of the Moofia, a gang assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. Their are 8 dairy-flavored characters that come in milk carton boxes.

Which moofia did you get?

by JDuuB August 2, 2007

moofie

A cross between a muffin and a cookie, but impossible to make.

After trying for days to make a moofie, her oven exploded.

by Liliacam April 3, 2008

momfiscated

A deliberate action of a Mom to punish a child by removing item or items of value

Karen totally Momfiscated Dillon's phone after she caught him texting Sierra at 2 am!

by AustenPowers77 February 3, 2015