moofing

to be in the act of zoning out

we be moofing (moofin') today.

by kelseybelsey May 10, 2006

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

mootering

verb form of mootie,

Stop mootering!!! u are such a mootie!!

by sophia December 11, 2003

Mothering Fuck

The essence of horniness or want to have sex. The ability to have sex.

"Damn, I'd bang the mothering fuck out of her!"

by King Waffle January 6, 2010

mothering

to be screwed, failing, in a bad situation

I'm mothering on my school grades.

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Mothering

To have sex with for money or prostitute

I need to find a whore for some mothering

by Mringer0001 June 25, 2018