Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

Dry Month

A period of time in which one doesn't bust a nut
The first time you bust a nut after will often feel incredible

"I wank too much"
"Do a dry month"
"That's a while to go without wanking"
"But it'd feel sooo good at the end"

by Conjam1 August 1, 2016

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

National boys do what they want month

January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.

Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy

Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed

Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?

by phobi_girlll January 12, 2020

Kick dick month

On October all girls have the permission to kick boys in the dick as they are aloud to slap a girls arse

Oh look lexie it’s kick dick month
Yesss

by anonymous October 2, 2020