montu'd

When you purchase a classic Japanese vehicle, which unbeknownst to you, is full of gremlins and/or blows up a short time after your purchase due to piss poor tuning or general not-giving-a-shitery.

Dude, I got this sweet car man but it blew up on the way home....

Man....you got Montu'd

by jdmfookboi May 14, 2018

D'Monte

He's just a real nigga and doesn't care what u think also he's a demon at everything he touches.

D'Monte is that guy

by Demonislikethat November 21, 2021

monty de la cruz

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted

"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"

by riri_is_cool June 5, 2021

Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

Monte dein Aquarium brennt is a sentence used by the YouTuber Apored

Montanablack: Steeli du brennst
Apored: Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

by Zementa September 19, 2021

Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

by royalmike January 2, 2009