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When you purchase a classic Japanese vehicle, which unbeknownst to you, is full of gremlins and/or blows up a short time after your purchase due to piss poor tuning or general not-giving-a-shitery.

Dude, I got this sweet car man but it blew up on the way home....

Man....you got Montu'd

montu'd by jdmfookboi May 14, 2018

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D'Monte

He's just a real nigga and doesn't care what u think also he's a demon at everything he touches.

D'Monte is that guy

D'Monte by Demonislikethat November 21, 2021

monty de la cruz

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted

"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"

monty de la cruz by riri_is_cool June 5, 2021

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Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

Monte dein Aquarium brennt is a sentence used by the YouTuber Apored

Montanablack: Steeli du brennst
Apored: Monte dein Aqaurium brennt

Monte dein Aqaurium brennt by Zementa September 19, 2021

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Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

Monte crop duster by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

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buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

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No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

No Deer For A Month by royalmike January 2, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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