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montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.
Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.
montezuma's mustache by shirleys January 9, 2007
common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits
montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*
montie by anonymous January 31, 2021

Montezuma's Revenge

Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.

"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.

Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.
I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.
Montezuma's Revenge by Fawfulster September 12, 2010

Julio Montiel

Someone who is very cocky and think he's great at what he does; although he is, but we can let him know that. He is also a man to be appreciated, does great things for the ones he loves; will go out of his way to gain what he desires. the best symbol for a man. Unforgettable and extraordinary.
"Hey Julio Montiel is just the best man, no other."
Julio Montiel by Wonder of wonders September 28, 2011

montieth 

Montieth is from Scotland and means you are the best person ever
your Montieth
montieth by emausyabouy March 5, 2018

Montez Ford 

Montez Ford is currently signed to ERW, a ROBLOX Wrestling fed, Montez is the current ERW World Heavyweight champion! Montez Has defeated people such as Shawn Michaels.