montador

It comes from the Portuguese Language used to define a man that treats women as objects.
The word came from the azorean band Do Re Mi, that had a song "Ela chamou o Montador"

"Então e a Laura? Ela ja arranjou um Montador?"
"O João é um Montador!"

by MrDoodles July 21, 2024

Montabon

Another word for retarded/stupid as fuck.

Vanessa: “I heard if you kick a guy in the nuts his future babies will come out bad!”

Brittney: “What type of montabon shit is that V?!”

by Eriss Sani’ May 21, 2024

jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.

That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*

by GVibez November 17, 2016

Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS

Monica Montano is a great worrior

by Cillaloka May 18, 2019

Paul Montano

Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.

fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.

by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021

Angelic Montano

A awesome girlfriend that loves to take care of her girlfriend. She also try to hide that she wants you sexually. She is not a physical touch type of person but her relationship will always require this cause she doesn't do it enough. Which can cause problems in her love life.

Angelic Montano is a lovely women.

by #ExGirlFriend March 25, 2023

Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching

Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch

by I am beer November 22, 2021