Monrovia

A smaller city located in the Pasadena area of LA. Monrovia is disguised to look cute and quaint on the outside. Myrtle, aka Old town is the main street of Monrovia. The buildings are decorated to mimic old buildings from previous decades, accented with cobble stone paths and Victorian street lamps. Friday nights along Myrtle consist of street fair shopping, where one can purchase home made crafts made by your grandmother, your grandmother's friend or your grandmother's friends grandchild. People get together to eat at family owned places such as Jake's Roadhouse, middle schoolers go to Krikorian theater to catch a movie. The only high schoolers seen on a Friday night either work at the movie theater, or at any other restaurant or coffee house and thus have to be there. If you are the age between 16-20, you would not be caught dead there on a Friday night, unless deemed you have nothing else in the damn world to do. During the day any other time of the week, middle aged woman who live above Foothill (anyone above Foothill is lost likely white or wealthy) spend their money in the expensive boutiques and older woman meet with their sewing groups at the Monrovian to eat lunch. Yes Monrovia may seem like the perfect picture town on the outside, with their craftsman houses in the hills, the banners on the light poles bearing what colleges the high school graduates will be attending and the pretty arbor and hedges strategically placed next to benches. But if you live in Monrovia, you know the underbelly of it all. You know what truly lurks in such a town. You know that Monrovia has a mixed ethnic group, thus causing gang uproars, even between the neighboring towns. You know of the murders. You know which places to go if you want to buy weed, or the places to go if you want to get shot. You know the safest place is probably the friday night street fair unless duroc shows up. You know the worst place to be is at a party after the friday night football game against Durate. Monrovia looks like a nice place to live, but it is actually the hood.

Person #1: Hey guys, do you wanna go to the Monrovia street fair?
Person #2: What the fuck, do you wanna go hang out with your little sister or something? Go buy some rag doll or some shit from Grandma?
Person #3: We could go to (insert name here)'s party. They just kicked Duarte's ass in the game.
Person #1: Do you wanna get shot tonight?

by MHS 2009 Graduate July 9, 2009

Monroe

A spunky, feisty, and adorable girl. She is independent and outspoken. She will fight for all she believes in. She will compliment any and everything about you and melt your heart with her giant eyes and long eyelashes.

That girl is a Monroe for sure!

by Kweenbee182 June 26, 2019

Morrowind

A game made for the PC and Xbox platforms, with a reputation for turning its faithful players into zombies who will forsake literally everything for the chance to play the game. I frequently confuse them with coke users because their eyes are constantly open, they're up for weeks on end, and they start to develop nervous tics about the stupidest stuff (especially police officers)

"OMG, that cop is going to start chasing me and beating me with his Ebony Mace..."

"Eight... days... straight... no food... no water... must... play... Morrowind..."

"No Charista, I can't have wild sex on the rooftop with you, I'm sooo friggin' close to getting named Nerevarine by all the tribes!"

by Nick Azure April 23, 2005

Morrowind

The third game in the Elder Scrolls series. It starts off that you are a prisoner being released to a country called Morrowind. You can be a: imperial (stuck-up white dude), breton (mellow guy with a tan), redguard (tough black guy), nord (giant viking), orc (big green guy), khajit (catperson with kangaroo feet), argonian (creepy lizardperson), wood elf (hippie with pointy ears), high elf (asian with pointy ears), or a dark elf (grey racist with pointy ears). It has a wide variety of cultures and places, as well as unusual animals. The only real-world animals seem to be rats, as the wilderness is populated by creatures that range from foot-long maggots to two-legged triceratops to large birds with fins. The geography of Morrowind is mostly made up of swamps, forests and dusty wastelands. There are, of course, cities and towns populated by civilized people. You can buy flowers, booze, weapons, armors, spells, potions, food, and clothing, as well as talk to people. As is customary in the medieval fantasy genre, the tombs and crypts are filled with undead. "People" enemies include bandits, slave-drivers, and psychopaths. Magical creatures are less common, but can be found if one seeks the most forbidding places. On average, Morrowind has the same laws as the real world. It may seem to new players like a whole new world, but as with all things, the key is moderation.

Someone introducing their friend to Morrowind;

Noob:Why are the dark elves so rude?

Experienced Player:You're from another country. Why else would the guard ask you where you're from when you arrived at the dock?

Noob:Stupid dark elves.

Experienced Player:*sigh*

by Wilddwarf June 17, 2009

Morrowind

A cool game which destroy lives.
It also have some sort of unknown magical device that slowly makes your gaming skills sucky sucky in all other games, and makes you want to play morrowind more and more and more and so you go on and then you.. err.. anyway, it rocks.

"My acrobatic skills are so pwwwhhhnage, that I should be able to leap across this deadly swamp," Johnny thought after being addictive to Morrowind for 2years.

"I wonder if that tower guard got some good weapons. I just quicksave and kills him," Bob thought at his school trip to england.

by phur riil August 21, 2003

Monroe Transaction

the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.

Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?

by Toxic Rage January 4, 2007

Good Morrow

Good Morning and so forth

Greet and wish a good rest of the day til tomorrow

"Good morrow my dude."

"Just say good morning retard."

by BigDADDYDave™️ September 4, 2019