monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

MonkeyNut

anyone that can or will make an error in judgement

that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night

by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007

monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002

monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.

Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005

monkeybuttpadje

An unfunny moron

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

monkeysnatch

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo

"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

by Erik "I am one" Kalmus November 8, 2005

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )

My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them

by synapd May 13, 2005