monkeyslut

an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.

dude, she is such a monkeyslut. i think she's moved out west to commune with some carpet munchers.

by dilmonkey January 19, 2004

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monkey shit

When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."

by Sotam April 20, 2009

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Monkeyshirt

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

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Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

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1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.

1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009

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