Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
Get the worthless as a barrel of monkey nutsmug. This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
Get the sum bitch pile monkey nutsmug. you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
Get the dirty monkey nut sperm surprisemug. 
An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.
by crist November 21, 2010
Get the nut monkeymug. by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023
Get the nut monkeymug. refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.
by pinkcity November 17, 2010
Get the Flying monkey's chuff nutmug.