Mankato Shot

While this originated in Mankato, MN this can be used worldwide. The midwest is known for having heavy set women, ones that can take a punch. So after a good 'hefty' plowing session, you'll ejaculate on the poor girl's chin, and then punch her in her face. This shows you the toughness of the midwest.

I was banging this bitch, gave her a Mankato shot, she got right back up and asked for more.

by mankatodriver July 9, 2009

monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.

You stupid Monkit!!!

by Josh January 7, 2004

Monkage

Randomness in it's purest form.

Cynicalgirl88's Dec. 3rd LiveJournal post.

by 9-Tipz December 3, 2004

Mongatron

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.

Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.

by Faller__ July 7, 2020

monkaLaughing

the expression you make when youre frightened and semi-laughing at the same time

xQcOW: HEY CHAT TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY AMONG US POGGERS

Chat: monkaLaughing 👍 yaaaaay

by chummychalice October 17, 2020

Mankato

City in Blue Earth County in the U.S. state of Minnesota. Original name was actually "Mahkato," until some white dweeb misread it. Home of Minnesota Vikings summer training camp, the last remaining 40-foot Happy Chef statue, and the largest mass execution in U.S. history (December 26, 1862, 38 Dakota Native Americans hanged). Motto: "A Little Twin Cities, A Lot Minnesota." Named the 14th "most livable micropolitan in America."

I used to think Mankato was a big city.

Let's go to the Barmuda Triangle in Mankato!

by Kiki Faye January 21, 2009

Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009