mongoose

its a word for a slut it means the local bicyle dats slept with every1 including those of the same sex

haha shes a mongoose

yer innit

by angela May 13, 2005

Mongoose

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'

"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose

by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017

Mongoose

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.

I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.

by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 22, 2016

mongoose

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.

"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

Moingona Mongoose

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.

Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

by Neature Guy July 28, 2011