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flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.
I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!
by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017
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chug a mongoose

Australian says for "Drink a Beer".
G'day mates. Lets head over to the pub and chug a mongoose.
by kilrathi June 2, 2005
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Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.
Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.
by ronald franken August 21, 2008
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Brazilian Mongoose

A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking
When she back-sassed me, I said, "bitch get in the kitchen before I Brazilian Mongoose your ass."
by Dpaugh January 2, 2009
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Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra
by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
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Mongoose

Isn’t mongoose like the game with the astronauts?
by L’thurrgg July 5, 2021
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