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Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010
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Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them
My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!
by Ruffcat March 8, 2004
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queef mongler

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.
Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!
by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009
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mongara

To have passionate sex in the back of a pickup truck with one or more people
Me and my wife tried mongara last night
by harry otoole March 21, 2017
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crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it
Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler
by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007
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cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.
I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.
by yofaceyo October 16, 2006
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choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.
1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.
by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008
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