monogamous cheater

A married male or female who is having a fling or an affair with only one individual.

Joe is a 'monogamous cheater'. He's been banging his best friend's wife for over a year now.

by BigBenW50 January 29, 2008

monogalust

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked

After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

by Giggles & Likes It June 4, 2008

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.

Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.

by Potsie July 19, 2009

monogahog

(noun) one who is participating in a monogamous relationship; monogamist

When I started hooking up with Ted I had no idea he was such a monogahog-- he only likes dating one person at a time

Charlie tried being in an open relationship, but he's too much of a monogahog.

by wizardslut1999 July 17, 2020

monogaymous

Monogamous, but only for homosexuals.

After dating for a while, Chad and Javier decided to make their relationship a monogaymous one.

by Dave K. January 12, 2008

mongtard

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.

1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!

by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004

monogamy

The custom or condition of having only one mate in an intimate relationship, of being dedicated to a single partner.

Monogamy is a traditional ideal in various societies, yet many people in these societies are not monogamous.

Cheating (being involved with someone else, with secrecy and deception) is a destructive way to be nonmonogamous. On the other hand, swinging and polyamory (types of responsible nonmonogamy based on the knowledge and consent of everyone involved) are viable choices for some people.

by Grinning Cat March 6, 2008